Little Johnny is 3 years old and always sucking his thumb and his mom always said to him ” Johnny stop sucking your thumb or you’ll get fat.
One day there on the bus going shopping and a pregnant lady [about 8 months] gets on and sits opposite Little Johnny and his mother.
Little Johnny couldn’t stop staring at the pregnant lady who after a while said to Little Johnny ” Why do you keep staring at me is there something wrong with my dress or something.”
Little Johnny shouted at the top of his voice, “No! But by Jesus Christ I know what you been doing……………………