Johnny’s taste test turns into a lesson on what not to say!

Little johnny is sitting in class when the teacher says, today we will learn to identify things thru our sense of taste. Of course little Johnny volunteers. The teacher put a blind fold on him and tells him to identify what food source she puts in to his mouth, and slices a apple puts it in Johnny mouth , then ask him what it was.

Johnny says it an apple teacher. Very good she says. Then the same with a orange. Again Johnny tells her it’s a piece of orange. Very good she says.

Then she takes a piece of bread, dips it in honey , put that in his mouth and ask him what it is. He says he didn’t know. Teacher says I’ll give you a hint. It’s something your mommy say to your daddy every morning before he goes to work.

About that time another boy in the back of the class stands up and yells, spit it out Johnny it’s an asshole