Little Johnny’s quick wit leaves no room for comparison!

A new neighbor was moving next door to Little Johnny so he decided to go over and watch the man of the house unpack some of his tools in the garage.

As the man unpacked a box Little Johnny would comment that his daddy had two of the same tool.  After about half a dozen of such comments the man turned angrily to Little Johnny and dropped his pants, exposing himself and said,”So, does your daddy have two of these too!”  Without missing a beat Little Johnny replied, “No, but he’s got one that would make two of them!”