One day in class!

One day in class, the teacher asks each student to use the word “beautiful” in a sentence. Laura stands up an says “yesterday i saw a beautiful flower in mommas garden.”. Then Sara stands up and says “we always see beautiful rainbows when it rains.”. Finally little Johnny stands up and says “last night at dinner my sister Jenny told us all she’s pregnant, and that’s when dad said ‘beautiful…fucking beautiful!!'”

Little Mary says, “Wonderful! Our teacher is wonderful!”

Little Suzy says, “Fantastic! Our teacher is fantastic!”

Little Johnny says, “Urinate! Urinate, but if your tits were bigger, you’d be a 10!”