Salesman surprise: Little Johnny’s sticky situation!

Little Johnny and the Traveling Salesman One Sunday afternoon, a traveling salesman knocks on Little Johnny’s front door.

“Is your dad home, son?” he asks.

“Nope, he’s in the shower,” replies Johnny.

“What about your mother?”

“Sorry, she’s in there too.”

“Oh, I see,” said the salesman. “Do you think they’ll be out any time soon?”

“I doubt it,” replied Johnny. “Right before they went in, dad asked me to get him some Vaseline, but I handed him the super glue instead!”