Little Johnny shows off his ‘powerful’ liquid.

Little Johnny is sitting on the curb shaking a bottle of clear liquid. He’d shake it, stop and look at the bubbles and shake some more. A preacher come along and said, “What’s in the bottle son?” Little Johnny looked up at him and said, “This is the most powerful liquid in the world, this here is turpentine”. The preacher said, “Oh no my son, the most powerful liquid in the world is holy water. If you spread a little of this holy water on a pregnant woman’s belly she’ll pass a baby”. Little Johnny looked up at him again and said, “Shit, that isn’t nothing, if you spread a little of this turpentine on a cat’s ass, he’ll pass a motorcycle”.