Richard
Little Johnny and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home from school. Danny says “I won’t be going to school tomorrow.”
“Why not?” asks Little Johnny.
“I have to go to the hospital,” says Danny woefully.
“That’s awful,” says Little Johnny. “Why do you have to go there? Are you sick?”
Danny shakes his head and replies, “I have to have a circumcision.”
Little Johnny stops dead in his tracks, an expression of complete horror across his face, “That’s Horrible!” he cries, “I had that done when I was born, and I couldn’t walk for MONTHS…………………”
