Johnny’s twist on the talking chicken story.

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, “…. and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, “The sky is falling, the sky is falling!”

The teacher paused then asked the class, “And what do you think that farmer said.”

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, “I think he would have said: ‘Holy shit! A talking chicken………………………'”