Johnny’s response to a repeated ‘little finger’ joke.

On his way to school little Johnny takes the same path past a two story whore house. On his way on the second floor stands a whore. As Jonny walks by the whore wiggles her little finger at him and yells in a sweet voice “Hi little boy”. Johnny thinks well that’s strange and walks on. The next day same whore same thing. Wiggles her little finger at him and in a sweet voice yells “hi little boy”. So Johnny yells back. “Hey lady why do you wiggle your little finger at me?”  The whore replied. “Because that’s how big I think it is”. Johnny accepts the answer and goes on to school. The next day Johnny is walking by the whore house and the whore again wiggles her little finger at him and yells in a sweet voice “hi little boy”. Johnny puts two fingers on each side of his mouth pulling it as far open as he can muster and hells back “hey lady”