Little Johnny went with his mother to visit a friend who just had a baby but the baby had no ears and Lil Johnny’s mother warned him over and over not to say anything negative or rude about it or he would most definitely get a spanking ,so they get there and his mother said ohh the baby is such a darling and how beautiful it is Lil Johnny walks over looks down and says how’s the baby’s eye sight the baby’s mother said ohh it’s just fine Lil Johnny says well that’s great cause he be fucked if he needed glasses