Johnny’s comeback: A face only the wind could love.

Little Johnny’s teacher is doing her rounds at lunchtime when she sees little Johnny pulling faces at another child. She starts to talk sternly to Little Johnny and says “Johnny when I was a young girl I was told that if I made ugly faces and the wind changed, my face would stay that way.”

Little Johnny looks up to her and says “Well miss, you can’t say that you weren’t warned.”