Groom’s fishing explained by bride’s ailments.

Honeymooning couple staying at a lakefront cottage when the caretaker spots the groom fishing in the early morning.

He says to the groom, isn’t it a tradition to spend romantic time with your Bride in the morning? He replies yes, but my wife has gonorrhoea.

The caretaker states, Oh I’m sorry about that, but you know there is another hole. The groom replied and she also has diarrhoea…….oh my, the caretaker says.

The caretaker then says…..maybe she could give you a blow job?   The groom then says…..she also has pyorrhoea.

For god sakes man….why did even marry her?

And the groom says…..well, she’s also got worms….and I like to fish.