Richard
Dirty Johnny goes into a bar. He sees a man sitting at the bar with a monkey beside him. He asks the man what the monkey is for. “Watch this.”, says the man with the monkey.
He gulps back a beer, backhands the monkey off of the barstool. The monkey gets up and proceeds to give him a blowjob.
“That’s amazing!!”, says dirty Johnny.
“You want to see it again?”, says the man.
Of course Johnny agrees. The man downs a beer, punches the monkey off of the barstool, and the monkey blows him again.
“Wow. Just wow.”, says Johnny amazed.
“You want to try it?, asks the man.
“Sure,”, says Johnny, “just don’t hit me as hard.”
Groan. Another lame one from history gone by.
