Richard
Not a lil Johnny but a Billy Bob Country Girl Sheila, got out of the Shower and slipped on the Bathroom floor tiles.
Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suction cupped herself to the Bathroom Floor.
She yelled out for her Ol’ Man, “Biker John!
He came running in.
“I’ve suctioned myself to the floor.”
“Biker John tried to pull her up.
“You’re stuck real fast, girl!”
I’ll go across the road and get Billy Bob”
They came back and they both tried to pull her up.
“No way, we can’t do it,” Billy Bob said.
“So let’s try Plan B?”
“Plan B,” exclaimed Biker John.
“What’s that?”
“I’ll go home and get my Hammer and Chisel and we’ll break the Floor Tiles under her,” replied Billy Bob.
“Spot on,” Biker John said.
“While you’re doing that, I’ll stay here and Play with her Nipples.”
“Play with her Nipples?”
Billy Bob said, “Not exactly a good time for that!”
“No,” Biker John replied.
“But reckon if I can get her Wet enough, we can slide her into the Kitchen where the Tiles are less expensive.”
