Little Johnny’s gift ideas come with a side of attitude and practicality!

Little Johnny is stumped on what to get his newfound girlfriend for Xmas, he heads down to the local mall to shop around. Still puzzled as to what to get her he sees a gentleman browsing around the jewelry department and Johnny says “excuse me sir, may I ask you a question?” The gentleman replies “sure son, what can I do for you?” Johnny says “I assume you’re Xmas shopping for your significant other, may I ask what you plan on getting her?” The gentleman replies “I am getting her this here watch and a Cadillac.” Johnny asks “why such 2 nice gifts?” The gentleman replies “well in case she doesn’t like the watch she can use the Cadillac to return it.” The gentleman asks Johnny “and what do you plan on buying for the special lady in your life?” Johnny scratches his chin and thinks for a minute and says “I’m going to get here slippers and a dildo.” The gentleman confused asks “why such odd gifts?” And Johnny replies “well this way if she doesn’t like the slippers she can go fuck herself.”