Johnny’s unconventional methods catch more than just attention!

Johnny was walking down the sidewalk, old man bill was sitting on the porch in this rocking chair. What do you got there Johnny? Johnny says duct tape. We going to do with that duct tape Johnny? He replies I’m going to catch me some ducks. Old man bill try to explain to him duct tape is to hold things together. A few minutes later Johnny had a bunch of ducks sticking to the duct tape all pulled out. Next day he had some chicken wire he told Old Man Billy is going to catch chickens with it. All my bills getting excited. That’s the hold them inside a cage not to catch not to catch them. Moments later he had chickens stuck in the chicken wire. Next day Johnny came down the sidewalk with a arm full of pussy willows. Old man Bill said hold on Johnny I’m going with you