Little Johnny is sitting along the curb side of a busy street one day with a bag of skittles and a cat. He eats a couple skittles bites the cat moves a couple feet down the side walk then eats a skittle bites the cat moves on down the sidewalk. This keeps going on 10-15 minutes There is a elderly guy sitting on a bench watching little Johnny. Then notices little Johnny keeps repeating eats a couple skittles bites the cat moves a couple feet. Well he asks little Johnny hey son why do you eat a couple skittles bite the cat and move a couple feet. Little Johnny says I’m being a pretend truck driver popping pills eating pussy and moving on down the road
in Funny