Richard
Little Johnny walks up to his dad.
“Dad, what’s the difference between potentially and realistically?”
Dad says “Why don’t you go ask the rest of the family and come back afterward.”
So Little Johnny walks up to his mom and asks “Mom, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”
Mom says “Well, I love your father very much, but Brad Pitt is handsome and we could really use the money so yes, I would.”
So Little Johnny walks up to his older sister.
“Hey Sis would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”
“Hell yes hands down in a heartbeat!” replies his older sister.
After that Little Johnny goes to his older brother.
“Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”
Brother says “Well, I’m not gay but a million dollars is a lot of money. So yeah, I probably would.”
So Little Johnny goes back to his dad.
What did you find out son?”
“Well potentially we’re sitting on 3 million dollars.
Realistically we live with two whores and a queer!”
