Richard
Four high-school buddies meet up for a round of golf and catch up on each other’s lives. As they’re heading to tee off, Johnny’s dad heads to the bar to get them beer.
They each start to brag about their son’s accomplishments in life.
“My son has recently been named national manager of Rolex and is doing so well he gave his lover a $40,000 Rolex.”, says Allen.
“My son has recently been promoted to regional manager of Ferrari and doing so well that he gave his lover a $100,000 Ferrari.”, says Byron.
“My son owns his own real estate business and is doing so well he gave his lover a house.”, says Carl.
Johnny’s dad returns with 4 bottles of beer and Carl says, “We’ve just been talking about our son’s success. How is your Johnny making out?”
“He’s doing well.”, says Johnny’s dad, “Turns out he’s gay. He’s un-employed and golfs and fishes mostly. Never married. But, he’s happy. He’s got 3 boyfriends. One gave him a new Rolex, one gave him a new Ferrari and one gave him a house.”
Another gem courtesy of my joke-telling machine…my Dad. I haven’t told this joke in a few years. You can whip it out at any gathering of 4 people. Darts. Bowling. Cards. Lunch. Just requires 4 people.
