One day, Little Johnny

One day, Little Johnny went to visit his granny. Playing with his toys in
her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said: “Grandma, why don’t you have a boyfriend now that grandpa went to
heaven?”
Grandma replied: “Honey, my TV-set is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs makes me feel good and the comedies makes me laugh. I’m happy with my it as my boyfriend.
Grandma turned on the TV-set, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting knobs, trying to get it to focus proper. Frustrated, she started hitting the back and side of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
Little Johnny heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood his grandpa’s old friend, the local minister.
The minister said: “Hello, son, is your Grandma home?”
Little Johnny replied: “Yeah, she’s in the bedroom banging her boyfriend!…….