Little Johnny walking park

Little Johnny was walking through the park one day and happened across a man holding a box and crying while staring at a park bench. Little Johnny stopped and asked if everything was ok? The man told him about his gay lover had recently died from aids and the park bench where they had first met is where he was to spread his ashes but he just couldn’t do it. The man then asked Johnny if he would do him the favor. Johnny said only if I can say a few words. The man agrees handing Johnny the box. As Johnny sprinkles the ashes he says ” ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if you had only sucked pussies, you’d still be with us!!”